my friend sent me a text saying….
once time i was in the shower, when i found a toe, it was lovely so i picked it up and ate it, then i put some cheese on it, so it would be more moist, it worked. so i grabbed the toe from my back yard, and played barbie. her name was jessica and i bought her, a new car, we were practically twins, i got a haircut, then i didn’t like her anymore so i dumped her. she was angry. my sock is now my new best friend and there was two lumps in side. they are gone now, but they are now on my face. i got some wart remover, but it didn’t work, so now i have two footballs on my face, above my nose, and the other is on my chin, next to my wart and 10 pimples. i dyed my hair black and now it is green. i am suing K mart because i have an infection on my chin hair, when i payed for them to wax my legs. toe toe toe and big toe. all my toes have names. jen, jenny, ella, Isabelle, maxwell, tanguru and bob. i will soon chop all them off and give them to charity. soon after university i will become a stripper, so that when i look in the mirror, i will say, wow, i never had anything more to offer. justin bieber is on weed and pissing while running and eating ice cream. when i was a super hero i seen superman and superwoman making out in an ally. i soon joined and we are now twins.
i dont know what it means?
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