Now it’s your turn!
Dear (someone you recently talked to)
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – our affair is over
White – I'm joining the Convent
Black -our romance is over
Green- our socks don’t match
Grey – you’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – your nostrils are insulting
Brown – the mafia wants you
No shirt – you’re mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January – that night you picked your nose
February -when I quoted Forest Gump
March – when your dwarf bit me
April – when I tripped on peanut butter
May – when I threw up in your sock drawer
June – when you put cuffs on me
July – when you smacked my ass
August – when I saw the purple monkey
September – last year when you peed your pants
October – when we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – when your dog humped my leg
December – when I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – in your apartment
Chicken- in your car
Pasta – outside of your office
Hamburgers – under the bus
Salad – as you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna – in your closet
Kebab – with Jean Chrétien
Fish – in a clown suit
Sandwiches – at the Elton John concert
Pizza – at the mental hospital
Hot dog – under a street light
Annat- with George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – ignore
Red – put whipped cream on
Black – hit on
Blue – knock out
Purple – pour syrup on
White – carve your initials into
Grey – pull the clothes off
Brown – bit of
Orange – castrate
Pink – pull the pants off of
Barefoot – sit on
Other – drive over
5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – my boyfriend
White – my father
Grey – the Catholic Priest
Brown – the Montreal Canadian's goalie
Purple – my corned beef hash
Red – my knee caps
Blue – my salt-beef bucket
Yellow – my illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – my Blink 182 cd
Pink – your 'My Little Pony' collection
Other –the elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – senile
Heroes- frostbitten
Lost – high
Simpsons- cowardly
The news – scarred
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy – open
Top Model – middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy – how awful you are
Sad – how boring you are
Bored – that I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – that your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – that we're related
Excited – that I may pee my pants
Nervous – the middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – that your Ford sucks
Apathetic – that you need a sex-change
Silly – that I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – that Santa doesn’t exsist
Ashamed – that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – that your driving sucks
What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – your toe ring
Yellow – your love letters to me
Red – the pictures from Vegas
Black – your pet rock
Blue – the couch cushions
Green – your car
Orange – your false teeth
Brown – your nose hair clippers
Grey – our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – the cut toenails
Other – your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – my virginity
C/D – your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F – your neighbors dog
G/H – the oil tank from your car
I/J – your left ear
K/L – the results of that blood-sample
M/N – your glass eye
O/P – my common sense
Q/R – your mom
S/T – your collection of butterflies
U/V – your criminal record
W/X – your sucide note
Y/Z – your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B – love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – always will remember the pep talks
E/F -never will forget that night
G/H – will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the back yard.
I/J – mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – hate your cooking
M/N – told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – always wanted to break your legs
S/T – get sick when I think of your feet
U/V – will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – the apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my ass as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – you ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water/propel – you should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – your Cucumb
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