ok more would u rather!! funny ones :)?

would u rather……

1. get held back in high school til ur kids meet u in high school OR get tattos all over your bellybutton and up…

2. u can never take off a mickey mouse costume for rest of ur life (shower wit it on) OR suck on a camels nose till u get all his snot out…..

3. know only 10 words- blue, backpack, chesse, eyeball, love, shell, thanks, sniff, home, grandpa OR have a pernament note on ur back “kick me” (cant cover it up)….

4. rather fry up ur pet ferret and eat it OR put nair (hair remover) all over ur body, anywhere there is hair…..

5. have ur dad walk around with u (mom for guys) at all social gatherings and stay right next to u OR when ppl say hi, u must karate chop them in the chest….

6. be a uber cool vampire OR be an uber cool body builder…..

7. never wash ur hair on ur head again OR crawl the great wall of china twice…..

8. eat a whole moldy squishy nasty banana OR be called the class nerd of ur senior year – all over the yearbook….

9. be harry potter for a day OR be voldey mort ……for a day….

10. have no friends or lovers OR swallow potatoe sized pile of chunky throw up….

11. be in love with a mermaid(man)-u can swim with them but ur not one OR become a ninja and fight like jackie chan….

12. shave ur tounge with a sharp razor once OR tell ur teacher your in love with her and be serious even tho ur in high chool and he/she is very old…..

13. clip ur boyfriends/girlfriends toe with ur mouth OR have ur umbilical cord still hanging out a cople of inches…..

thats all i hope i entertained u bc u guys make me laugh out loud when i read ur answers so <3 thanks, and iw ill pick best answer.!